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What's the capital of Afghanistan?
→ KABOOM!!

What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
→ A refund.

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
→ He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
→ Tell her a joke on a Monday!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
→ Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
→ A carrot!

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink.
He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says:

- What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac?

The motorway replies:

- You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath.

A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.

The barman says:

- Sorry we don't serve snails

and throws him out.

A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

- What did you do that for!

Why does Clinton play the saxophone?
→ 'Cause he can no longer play with his 'hore-monica!

What does a black boy get for Christmas?
→ Your Bike.