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Spelling A Composition
Can you spell a composition with two letters?
→ SA (essay).
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Rabbit in the Fridge
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves:
- What are you doing in there? - she asked.
The rabbit replied:
- This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?
The lady confirmed:
- Yes.
- Well, - the rabbit said - I'm westing.
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Rabbits and Calculators
Why are rabbits like calculators?
→ They both multiply a lot.
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Visitor from Uzbetikan
A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked the driver her name.
She said:
- I'm Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in Columbia.
As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said:
- Well... OK... but don't let me catch you speeding again.
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Stained Glass Class
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
→ They stained it with mud.
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Pig in a Foundry
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry?
→ A pig pig.
Grandpa On The Golf Course
One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bumps against the tree and lands not to far from where it started. "Of course," added the grandpa, "when I was your age, the tree was only 3 feet tall."
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Waiting For A Bus
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
- OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me - and he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work, opens the closet and finds the repairman.
- Husband: What the hell are you doing here!
- Repairman: Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a bus!
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Fish Bedtime
Where do fish sleep?
→ In a river bed
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Behind The Pyramid
What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
→ Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!