Firefighters' Hunting Trip
Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief.
The weather was misrable and they hadn't seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to play a game of poker.
After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said:
- that does it! I am going out to get me a deer.
Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck.
The captain and chief asked:
- how did you get that?
The rookie replied:
- I walked out fifty feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.
The captain then said:
- I've had enough of this I am going to get my deer.
He came back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked:
- how did you get that?
The captain replied:
- I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck.
The chief not wanting to be out done said:
- I am out of here, I am going to bag the biggest buck of the day.
He came back an hour later, all mangled up and bloody. The rookie and captain asked:
- what happened to you?
The chief replied:
- I walked out there five hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train.