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Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
→ It has 4 rabbits' feet.

Definition:
Politics Poli (Poly):
Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?
→ Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?
→ It was Saint Patrick's Day.

If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
→ Take the words out of their mouths.

They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other.

Instead, they were giving each other written notes.

One evening he gave her a paper where it said:

- Wake me up tomorrow morning at 6 am.

The next morning he woke up and saw that it was 9 o'clock.

Naturally he got very angry, but as he turned around he found a note on his pillow saying:

- Wake up, it's 6 o'clock!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?
→ They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Two flies were on a cornflakes packet.

- Why are we running so fast? - asked one.

- Because - said the second - it says 'tear along the dotted line'!

Why are fish so smart?
→ They are always in schools!

How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
→ They trod on his corn.