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What's delaying the Polish space program?
→ Development of a working match.

How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul

How do you confuse a blonde?
→ Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

- Teacher: What's a robin?

- Fred: A bird that steals, ma'am.

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
→ The bombshell!

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
→ She lays hand gren-eggs!

What's brown and white and flies all over?
→ Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board.

A neutron walks into a bar.

- I'd like a beer - he says.

The bartender promptly serves up a beer.

- How much will that be? - asks the neutron.

- For you? - replies the bartender.

- no charge

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing, and said she couldn't get out of her room.

- You can't get out of your room? - the captain asked - Why not?

The stewardess replied:

- There are only three doors in here - she cried - one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!