Ouch — most commented jokes

Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
→ Yeah...the cops got nothing to go on.

Why do Farts stink?
→ So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
→ They taste funny!!

Why is a violist like a terrorist?
→ They both fuck up bowings.

Why can't Jesus eat M & M's?
→ Because they fall through the holes in his hands.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
→ The Captain's log.

What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
→ Steveie Wonder doing a rubik's cube

What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
→ "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

How can you identify an blind pirate?
→ He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
→ He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.