Ouch — most commented jokes

Why can't Frankenstein have children?
→ Because his nuts are on his neck.

Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
→ Because he saw the phone bill.

Why do farts smell?
→ So deaf people can enjoy them too.

What is the definition of Agony?
→ A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
→ To get to the second hand shop.

What's blue and sings alone?
→ Dan Ackroyd.

Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
→ Neither did he.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
→ So people can read her lips.

La Machine....vegetables...vvrrrrr...

La Machine....fruits...vvrrrrr...

La Machine....little children...

No mommy, No!...vvrrrrr...

La Machine.

When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
→ When they are slow dancing and he tells her how nice her hair smells.