Ouch — most commented jokes

- Cannibal Boy: I've brought a friend home for dinner.

- Cannibal Mom: Put him in the fridge and we'll have him tomorrow.

Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian?
→ He couldn't stop eating swedes.

What happened to the cannibal lion?
→ He had to swallow his pride.

What is the cannibals' favorite game?
→ Swallow my Leader.

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

The cannibal king was having dinner when a servant came running in.

- "Your Majesty," he said, "the slaves are revolting!"

- "You don't have to tell me," said the king. "I'm trying to eat them. Where did we get these slaves anyway?"

- "From the country next door," replied the servant.

- "We must get a new butcher," said the king. "Bring me Delia Smith."

- "We can't, Your Majesty, she's still cooking for you."

- "Well, bring her to me once she's crispy enough," said the king.

- First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

- Second cannibal: How about a curry?

- First cannibal: We had burglars last night.

- Second cannibal: Did they taste good?

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?
→ The cold shoulder.

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she's too skinny.

After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.

"Sure son," the father replied, drooling. "We'll take her home and eat your mother!"