Ouch — most commented jokes

- First cannibal: I can't find anything to eat!

- Second cannibal: But the jungle's full of people.

- First cannibal: Yes, but they're all very unsavory.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
→ He ate himself.

Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads?
→ Because they're headcases.

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
→ He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."

Why did the cannibal live on his own?
→ He was fed up with other people.

What is a cannibal's favorite food?
→ Baked Beings.

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
→ He became a vegetarian.

What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock?
→ It repeated on him.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
→ He was caught poaching.

What did the cannibal say when he was full?
→ I couldn't eat another mortal.