Yo Mama Jokes — best jokes

Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday.

Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...

your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!

Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world.

Yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.