Yo Mama Jokes — best jokes

yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch

Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet

UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS.

ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.

Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!