Stats/Math Jokes — best jokes

What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium?
→ Successive approximations.

What kind of snake is good at math?
→ An adder.

- Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?

- Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!

What's the speed limit of sex?
→ 68; at 69 you have to turn around.

An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.

- Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night.

- Have you tried counting sheep?

- That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it.

An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor:

- This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old.

- Where did you get this exact information?

- I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old.

Why is 6 scared of 7?
→ Because 7 ate nine! (7, 8, 9)

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
→ Because 7 8 9!

How many seconds are in a year?
→ There are 12 seconds in a year. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd...

Safety Tip: Calculus and automobiles don't mix -- never drink and derive