Sport Jokes — best jokes

Why don't cannibals like to eat Carl Lewis?
→ He gives them runs!

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
→ Meals on wheels.

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April?
→ One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?
→ Because hot dogs are the wurst!

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players?
→ They're great at the plate!

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?
→ He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?
→ Because it's a FAST food!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?
→ Too many turnovers!

Why are hamburgers essential to football?
→ Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
→ A double!