Situations — best jokes

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None: Taureans don't like to change anything.

How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs.
They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ So who wants to know? Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ That information is strictly secret and shared only with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of the Ancient Hierarchical Order.

How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ None - they'd rather sit in the dark.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb?

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.