Situations — best jokes

- Waiter, waiter, this lobster's only got one claw.

- It must have been in a fight, sir.

- Then bring me the winner.

- Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

- So laugh, sir.

What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
→ The waiter.

- These are the best eggs we've had for years.

- Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.

- And how did you find your steak sir?

- Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was

- Waiter, your tie is in my soup!

- That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.

- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.

- Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

- Waiter, what is this stuff?

- That's bean salad sir.

- I know what it's been, but what is it now?

- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.

- I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?

- Give me a hot dog.

- With pleasure.

- No, with mustard.