School — best jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?
→ Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Two Kentucky psychology majors were walking through the campus.

- Do you consider a 144 I.Q. high?

- Yes!

- For the whole basketball team?

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 Johns.

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ One. But he gets three hours credit.

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?
→ He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

- Did you hear? Lament's gettin' a Ph.D.

- What does Ph.D. stand for?

- in his case, Pin-headed Dope.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?
→ Collecting his thoughts.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?
→ To see what was on the other side.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?
→ Shine a flashlight in his ears.

What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.