School — best jokes

Why did the teacher decide to become an electrician?
→ To get a bit of light relief.

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?
→ A knight light

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?
→ In his sleevies!

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?
→ Egyptian dummies.

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
→ They both have 'the' as their middle names!

What does the 1286BC inscribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?
→ The registration of the car that ran him over!

What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?
→ I don't know, I wasn't invited!

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?
→ He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!