Random joke from this category
The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing.
"Well! Do you know what a pig is?"
"Yes, Mom," said the boy. "The offspring of a swine."
Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?
→ Because he was an old boar.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class?
→ They stained it with mud.
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class?
→ They ate all the specimens.
Why did the piglets do badly in school?
→ They were all slow loiners.
Where did the piglets study their ABC's?
→ At a school for higher loining.
What does a pig use to write his term papers with?
→ Pen and Oink!
- MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today?
- FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink!
- THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof!
- MOTHER PIG: What?
- THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets?
→ No, it's theatre. They love to ham it up and hog all the attention.
- Father: I know the answer to your bad grades. You're spending too much time watching television.
- Son: I'm sorry, you'll have to phrase that in the form of a question.
