Religion — best jokes

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
→ When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
→ Because in Job 16:12 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
→ The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
→ Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.

What is the best way to get to Paradise?
→ Turn right and go straight.

What do they call pastors in Germany?
→ German Shepherds.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?
→ The thought had never entered his head before.

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
→ David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
→ Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
→ They really raised Cain.