Redneck Jokes — best jokes

You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.

You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.

You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.

You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.

You've ever used lard in bed.

Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's wheels.

You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.

You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.