Redneck Jokes — best jokes

Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.

Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.

You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.

You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.

Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.

You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.

You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.

The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.

Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.