Police Jokes — best jokes

Who is the strongest thief?
→ A shoplifter.

What kind of thief steals meat?
→ A hamburglar.

What hired killer never goes to jail?
→ The exterminator.

How do bank robbers send messages?
→ By flee mail!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?
→ I'm at your service, ma'am.

'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike,' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why?'
'I've put a file in your cake.'

A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone. How did he get out?
→ Through the doorway - there were no doors remember!

- Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?

- Criminal: It wasn't when I took it.

- Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

- Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

- Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?

- Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."