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Catching Measles
Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?
→ So he could break out.
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Stars in Jail
What stars go to jail?
→ Shooting stars.
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Prison Party
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all?
→ A going-away party.
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Sinking Ship
Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?
→ Because it needs bailing out.
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Smart Criminal
When did the criminal get smart?
→ When the judge threw the book at him.
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Frightening Letters
What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?
→ F.B.I.
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Harmless Robbery
What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
→ A safe robbery.
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Thief and Church Bell
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?
→ One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
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Criminal Diploma
What diploma do criminals get?
→ The third degree.
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Gangster Meets Garbage Man
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?
→ Organised grime (crime).