Mom/Dad Jokes — best jokes

- Father: You were absent on the day of the test?

- Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

- Mother: How was your first day at school?

- Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

- Father: How were the exam questions?

- Son: Easy

- Father: Then why look so unhappy?

- Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!

- Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?

- Son: She took it like a lamb

- Teacher: Really?, what did she say?

- Son: Baa!

- Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?

- Pupil: No I got them all wrong by myself!

- Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

- Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

- Dad, can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem please?

- Don't tell me that they haven't found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was a boy!

- Little Monster: I hate my teacher.

- Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear!

- Mother: What did you learn in school today

- Son: How to write

- Mother: What did you write?

- Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!

An ideal homework excuse

- Teacher: Where is your homework?

- Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine