Men Jokes — best jokes

How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
→ Both of them.

How do you save a man from drowning?
→ Take your foot off his head.

What is the thinnest book in the world?
→ What Men Know About Women.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
→ After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift?
→ Exchange him.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
→ At the circus the clowns don't talk.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?
→ They stay stuck in adolescence.

A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
→ Dating children.

How are men like noodles?
→ They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?
→ A hot dog and a six pack.