Men Jokes — best jokes

How do you confuse a man?
→ You don't - they're born that way.

How can you tell if a man is cheating on you?
→ He has a bath more than once a month.

How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?
→ Dump him.

Why do men act like idiots?
→ Who says they're acting?

What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness?
→ You're in the wrong house.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
→ Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How does a man keep his youth?
→ By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

What's the best way to kill a man?
→ Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
→ You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
→ So they can find their way back to the house.