After Creating Man
What did God say after he created man?
→ I can do better than this!
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What did God say after he created man?
→ I can do better than this!
What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
→ E.T. phoned home!
What's a man's idea of housework?
→ Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
How are men and parking spots alike?
→ The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
→ We don't know - it's never happened.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
→ They are both empty from the neck up!
Why are blond jokes so short?
→ So men can remember them!
What is the difference between men and government bonds?
→ Bonds mature!
What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?
→ Gifted!
Why don't men eat more M & M's?
→ They are too hard to peel!