Random joke from this category
- Judge: Tell me your occupation.
- Prisoner: I'm a locksmith, Your Honour.
- Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you?
- Prisoner: Making a bolt for the door!
- Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till?
- Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for everything I eat.
- Judge: Why did you steal that bird?
- Prisoner: For a lark, sir.
- Your Honor, it was an accident! I had to run into the fence to keep from hitting the cow!
- Was it a Jersey cow?
- I don't know, I didn't see her license plate!
How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear?
→ A wind tunnel.
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer?
→ Chelsea Clinton
- Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky?
- Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that. That was one of the the sweetest interns I've ever had.
If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury?
→ When he's sworn in.
Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics?
→ Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
