Random joke from this category
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
When do cannibals cook you?
→ On Fried-days.
- Bus passenger: I'd like a ticket to New York, please.
- Ticket seller: By Buffalo?
- Bus passenger: Of course not, I'm in the bus queue, aren't I?
- Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver.
- Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
Can you name two burgers who are royalty?
→ Sir Loin and Burger King!
- Peter: My brother wants to work badly!
- Anita: As I remember, he usually does!
The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss
The Spicy Sausage by Delia Katessen
Aches and Pains by Arthur Ritis
How to Feed Elephants by P. Nutts
