Language Jokes — best jokes

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
→ The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
→ Fleece Navidad!

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
→ The letter "D"!

- Jennifer: Are you coming to my party?

- Sandra: No, I ain't.

- Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss told us. Not ain't. It's I am not coming, he is not coming, she is not coming, they are not coming.

- Sandra: Blimey, ain't nobody coming?

A little girl was next in line.

- My name's Curtain - she said.

- I hope your first name is not Agnate?

- No, it's velvet!

What do you call a group of cars?
→ A clutch!

What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles?
→ A car-toonist!

What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train?
→ A laplander!

What do you call a pretend railway?
→ A play station!

What happens if an axe falls on your car?
→ You have an ax-i-dent (accident).