Ghost Letter
How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.
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How does a ghost start a letter?
→ Tomb it may concern.
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
→ It's a dead letter day.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
→ Fang mail.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
→ She had never learned to spell properly.
What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?
→ With love and hisses.
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Czech
- Czech who?
- Czech before you open the door!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyril
- Cyril who?
- Cyril thing - no imitations here!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cyprus
- Cyprus who?
- Cyprus the bell!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cy
- Cy who?
- Cy'n on the botton line!
- Knock Knock
- Who's there?
- Cynthia
- Cynthia who?
- Cynthia you been away I missed you!