Random joke from this category
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."
- Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward?
- Brother: How do you know which way I'm going?
A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.
- You can't go home in this - said one of his friends, you'd better stay the night.
- That's very kind of you - said the boy.
- I'll just run home and get my pyjamas.
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
→ They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot.
- What are you hunting for? - asked an older hunter.
- I don't know. I ain't seen it yet - said the boy.
So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen.
- Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water? - Gramma asked him.
- I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma - exclaimed Johnny.
- There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!
- Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!
- Well, Gramma, - replied Johnny - if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!
Where do mermaids go to see movies?
→ ... The dive-in
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
→ His ghoul friend.
What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?
→ An Ig!
What kind of bell doesn't ring?
→ A dumbbell.
