Kids Jokes — best jokes

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Adair!

- Adair who?

- Adair once but I'm bald now!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Ada!

- Ada who?

- Ada'mond is forever!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Actor!

- Actor who?

- Actor you, my dear Alphonse!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Acis!

- Acis who?

- Acis spades!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Acid!

- Acid who?

- Acidently on purpose!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abyssinia!

- Abyssinia who?

- Abyssinia when I get back!

- Knock Knock!

- Who's there?

- Abel!

- Abel who?

- Abel to see you, ha, ha!

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window?
→ He wanted to see a butterfly.

- Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

- Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
→ Bee-hive yourself!