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Future Astronaut
- I want to be an astronaut when I grow up.
- What high hopes you have!
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Random joke from this category
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Loony Spaceman
What do you call a loony spaceman?
→ An astronut!
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Long Trips
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips?
→ They play astronauts and crosses!
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Spaceship Parking
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
→ At parking meteors!
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The Boy Astronaut
Why did the boy become an astronaut?
→ Because he was no earthly good!
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Successful Astronauts
Why are astronauts successful people?
→ Because they always go up in the world!
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Athlete's Foot In Space
If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get?
→ Missile toe.
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Biggest Helmet
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
→ The one with the biggest head.
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The Snowman's Dog
Why was the snowman's dog called Frost?
→ Because Frost bites.
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By The Fire
Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
→ A Snowman.