Kids Jokes — best jokes

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
→ Smack a monster.

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
→ It has more bark than bite.

Why are vampires like false teeth?
→ They all come out at night.

- Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...

- Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?
→ Hard cheese.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?
→ A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
→ One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch!
→ A vampire with a rotten tooth.

Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
→ It had a suite tooth.

Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
→ To prevent bat breath.