Teddy Bear Crossed with Pig
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
→ A teddy boar!
Random joke from this category
What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
→ A teddy boar!
Why do bears have fur coats?
→ Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!
What kind of money do polar bears use?
→ Ice lolly!
What should you call a bald teddy?
→ Fred bear!
What is a twip?
→ A twip is what a wabbit takes when he wides a twain.
How can you tell elephants love to travel?
→ They are always packing their trunk!
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a holiday resort?
→ The Baaahaaamaaas!
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?
→ He wanted to find Pluto!
Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
→ At the Howliday Inn!
What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?
→ Very large ones.