Kids Jokes — best jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?
→ After a week he was spotless!

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?
→ A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why was the lion-tamer fined?
→ He parked on a yellow lion!

What happened to the man who tried to cross a lion with a goat?
→ He had to get a new goat!

How does a leopard change its spots?
→ When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

What do you call a show full of lions?
→ The mane event!

Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station?
→ Because it's a 'mane-lion' station!

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?
→ A dandy lion!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
→ Winnie the Pooh!

What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
→ Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's forgotten cousin!