Random joke from this category
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?"
Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
What do you call a male quartet?
→ Three men and a tenor.
What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?
→ A pair of Re-bachs.
What's musical and handy in a supermarket?
→ A Chopin Liszt.
Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?
→ Because he's Haydn!
How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Seven; one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
→ Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
→ Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?
→ Bach in the saddle again.
How can you tell someone is a true music lover?
→ When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
