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Snoring Bananas
Why don't bananas snore?
→ Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
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Unlucky Banana Buyer
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
→ They were empty.
Guest
Spoiled Baby Banana
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?
→ She left him out in the sun too long.
Guest
Fruit Packing Firm
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?
→ He kept throwing the bent bananas away.
Guest
Pointing North
What's yellow and always points to the north?
→ A magnetic banana.
Guest
Yellow And Buzzing
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz?
→ An electric banana.
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Yellow And Writes
What's yellow and writes?
→ A ball-point banana.
Guest
Blue Banana
What do you do if you see a blue banana?
→ Try to cheer it up.
Guest
Growing Bananas
- They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
- Really?
- Why not?
- Because they're long enough already.
Guest
Banana Dates A Prune
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
→ Because he couldn't find a date.