Food Jokes — best jokes

Is chicken soup good for your health?
→ Not if you're the chicken!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
→ She kicked the bucket!

Why did the chicken end up in the soup?
→ Because it ran out of cluck!

What bird tastes just like butter?
→ A stork!

What do parrots eat?
→ Polyfilla!

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?
→ Because they're both full of stuffing!

- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach.

- Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side.

"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!" said Miss Conceited.
"Then he's right," said her little brother. "Sophia Loren?"
"No-spaghetti!"

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -

Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."

One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."