Food Jokes — best jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
→ They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.

How did the blonde burn her nose?
→ Bobbing for french fries.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
→ She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
→ That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?
→ In case she wanted black coffee.

Why don't blondes like buttered toast?
→ They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
→ You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

Why are blondes like corn flakes?
→ Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

What does a blonde make best for dinner?
→ Reservations.

Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
→ From eating with forks.