Random joke from this category
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw your wife giving you a blow job. Nyah, nyah, nyah."
The Polak answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny. Nyah, nyah, nyah--I wasn't even home last night!"
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."
The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American! I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
What happened to the Polish National Library?
→ Someone stole the book.
Why don't polish women use vibrators?
→ It chips their teeth.
How do you sink a polish battleship?
→ Put it in water!
How do you ruin a Polish party?
→ Flush the punch bowl.
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives around all the time waving at the rednecks.
One day the rednecks stop him, they draw a circle in the dirt and say "If you step out of that circle, we will kick your ass." They pick up hammers and start busting up his new car. They look back and he is smiling. They hit the car some more, and he is laughing.
They walk over to him and ask "Why are you laughing, we just busted up your car."
He says "I know, but I stepped out of the circle 9 times."
Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night?
A polish family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom.
The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned...they couldn't get the tailgate open
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front of their nations all ready to see who of the three has the largest penis.
The king of Spain takes his out and as they all see the impressive proportions all the Spanish people shout: "Viva Espania!"
The king of France is next and as his is even larger, all the French scream: "Vive la France!"
Next comes the king of England, and just as he drops his pants and takes his out, everyone exclaims: "God save the Queen!"
