Doctor Jokes — best jokes

- Doctor, Doctor I feel like a dog!

- Sit!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a moth

- Get out of the way, your in my light!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around.

- Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around!

- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing double.

- Please sit on the couch.

- Which one!

- Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in

- What about a matchbox!

- Doctor, Doctor everyone thinks I'm a liar

- I can't believe that!

- Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band

- Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

- Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!

- When did this happen?

- When did what happen?

- Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father

- Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

- Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar!

- Have you taken anything for it?