Computer Jokes — best jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
→ A URLologist.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares?
→ He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why do church bells never send e-mails?
→ They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?
→ Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
→ Because the lime was engaged.

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
→ Because it was on old croc.

What does a baby computer call his father?
→ Data.

What do computers eat when they get hungry?
→ Chips.

Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.

This customer comes into the computer store. "I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging."

"Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Windows 98?"