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HMO Fees
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.
It's a flat fee.
Wendy Liebman
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My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.
It's a flat fee.
Wendy Liebman
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they're out of there.
Charlie Viracola
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. "Pollution? It's those damn trees."
Jay Leno
I never actually grasped the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.
Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep - is this a choice?
Jerry Seinfeld
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
Mitch Hedberg