Random joke from this category
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said:
- Oh, look at the deer tracks.
The other blonde looks and says:
- Those aren't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.
- No. Those are deer tracks.
They keep arguing, and arguing, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train.
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
- Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
- Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!
A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said:
- Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.
- Oh, No! - she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.
- Who was God's son? - said Saint Peter.
The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said:
- Andy!
- That's interesting. . . What made you say that? - said Saint Peter.
Then She started to sing:
- Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me. . .
A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks:
- Where did you get that?
→ The pig says:
- I won her in a raffle!
A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
→ The rest are hunt'n peckers.
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?
→ They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
→ An Italian suppository.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
→ I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
→ Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
→ Marriage.
