Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)?
→ "'Debbie'... that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Did you hear about the blonde who...

- had more on her body than on her mind?

- was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?

- took an hour to cook Minute Rice?

- got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?

- was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?

- had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?

- thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?

- was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?

- after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

- went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?

- brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
→ "What's a lightbulb?"
→ One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
→ Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

What's a brunette's mating call?
→ Has that blonde gone yet?
→ When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
→ "All the blondes have gone home!"

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"

A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.

- Cop: Do you know where you were going?

- Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad, cause all the people were leaving!

A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:

- Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!!

- Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over hundred.

- Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.

- Blonde: (looking shocked) oh, you meant with one guy...

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
→ Because red means stop.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
→ She moved.

Why do blondes wear underwear?
→ They make good ankle warmers.