Did You Hear

Did you hear about the blonde who...

• had more on her body than on her mind?
• was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
• took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
• got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
• was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
• had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
• thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
• was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
• after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
• went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
• brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?