Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes?
→ A mental block!

Why don't you see blonde pharmacists?
→ They can't get the bottles into the typewriter!

Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?

Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!

Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
→ She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
She gave me change!

What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?
→ You always hear about them but never see any!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
→ Pregnant!

How do you make a blonde's eyes shine bright?
→ Shine a torch in her ear!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?
→ Tell her a joke on a Monday!