Blonde Jokes — best jokes

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
→ They both have black roots.

How do you get a blond out of a tree?
→ Wave

Why was the blondes' belly button sore?
→ Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
→ They both wriggle when you eat them.

What do Blondes say after sex?
→ Thanks guys.
→ Are you boys all in the same band?
→ Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
→ "Have another beer."

What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
→ Her ankles.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
→ The joystick is wet.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
→ The blonde works in the dark!

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
→ Pull the pin and throw it back!